About

About Me

What is your Name?

My real name is Josh. Most people online know me as jtaker or fuzio.

How old are you and why are you still playing Neopets?

I’m 22 years old and I play Neopets because I enjoy it. Just like anyone else on this earth, I like to play games and have a good time. Just because I’m not out partying with friends, working or “paying bills” doesn’t mean I have no right to play an online game.

How long have you been playing Neopets?

My start date would be December 1, 1999. I have had various accounts since then but have yet to actually take a break from Neopets. It’s quite a shock that I haven’t lost my mind yet. I know those meepits are lurking around here somewhere… o__o

Why do you love Grundos? They’re ugly!

I’m not quite sure why I’m so partial to Grundos. It could be their oh-so-huggable pudgyness, or their bulging eyeballs, or maybe even their cute little ear-feeler-thingys. I just find them irresistable and wish I could own one in EVERY color. But alas, I cannot. ): *tear*

Sloth pwnz your socks. Grundos dr00l!

Though this isn’t a question, I can’t sit and let you hold that ‘man’ in high esteem. Sloth most certainly does not pwn, nor will he ever. He enslaved the poor Grundos and the lovely Space Faerie helped to free them. He was an evil dictator and his previous attempts to take over Neopia have failed because he is a big fat old chicken-headed loser.

You are mean and rude on the boards. I don’t like you.

I believe there is an obvious line between being rude and being blunt, though it’s apparent some people are incapable of viewing that line. I will admit at times I can be ‘harsh’ or rather blunt. Believe me, if you were a member of the HC for over 7 years without a break, you would become a bitter little boy (or girl XD), such as myself, as well.
If you feel I have been rude or mean to you without reason, feel free to neomail me. If you’re civil and mature about it, and I realize I did so in error, I will gladly apologize. I do not want to make enemies on Neopets, I would like to make friends, contrary to popular belief.

My Account(s)

How did you get your username?

My current username, Joraxio, was suggested to me by a friend as a joke. It’s a mixture of my first name and my last 2 Neopets user names. Jo = Josh – rax = Spraxle – io = Fuzio.

How many Grundos do you have? What colors are they?

I’m currently in the processing of rebuilding my accounts. How many Grundos I have will most likely change, but I plan to keep the count at 17 or 19, depending on how many Neopets I want on my main account.

Why haven’t you painted some of your Grundos yet?

I haven’t had the chance to do so. I don’t spend as much time as I used to on Neopets and I’ve spent a lot of my money attempting to trade Neopets to obtain Unconverted Grundos. Only have a few left to go.

Can I borrow [insert grundo name] for the Avatar? I promise to return him/her!

If you’re a friend, I *might* be persuaded to lend one of my Grundo’s to you but don’t count on it. I’m a firm believer in earning things for yourself. Neopets is a game afterall, what’s the point in joining an online game if you’re just going to ask / have others play it for you? I don’t care if others adopt pets, borrow things, etc. It’s just something I believe in for myself. I have earned everything (aside from the previous mentioned pets) on my own, and I’m proud to say that. ^^

What avatars do you have? Any expensive ones?

Well, it depends on your idea of ‘expensive’. As of right now, I don’t have many “hard to obtain” avatars. You can check my AvatarLog Account: http://avatar.starried.net/profile.php?viewuser=proximal

How much np do you have?

As of right now, I have a measly amount of Neopoints. So measly, it’s not even worth mentioning.